3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
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I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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