your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
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He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
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Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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