She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
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Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
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Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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