Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Randomize
