I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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