our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
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Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
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My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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