and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
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I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
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He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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