In the future we'll all be gay
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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it was like getting a handjob from robocop
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
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like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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