The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
