I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
i think my cat just said my name.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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