Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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