You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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