This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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