i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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