Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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