The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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