Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
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I need you to use more vowels.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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