Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
