dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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