i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
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Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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