hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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