i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
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at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
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On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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