Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
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there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
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Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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