god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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