Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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