your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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