I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Randomize
