i just wanna soil my oats bro
apparently the secret to your success is patron
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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