Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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