god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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