why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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