i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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