Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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