HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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