"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Randomize
