Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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