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I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
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I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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