Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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