let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
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#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
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So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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