"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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