Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
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I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
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Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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