why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
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im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
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Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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