Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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