oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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