i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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