JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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