I think my vagina is haunted
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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