Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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