I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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