I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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