she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
The Olympian is in my bed
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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