OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Swine flu. Run for my life!
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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