And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
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I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
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He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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