I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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