okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
birth control should be required to get into college
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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