i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
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Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
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Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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