theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
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How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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